November 2010
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TRON: LEGACY
The original Tron was a movie about a gentleman who got sucked into a magical computer world on account of some kind of computer virus or something. He played this bullshit frisbee game and zipped around on a magical bicycle, all the while making friends with the magical computer elves that make the computer go. Everything was blue, and it hurt my eyes. Thirty or so years later,...
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UNSTOPPABLE
Unstoppable is nothing like the movie where the bus can’t be stopped, or the movie where the boat can’t be stopped, or the Geto Boys album where they can’t be stopped. It is nothing like that movie where the grizzled older dude just days away from retirement is paired up with a wet-behind-the-ears hotshot rookie who’s gonna give him a heart attack if he doesn’t...
