JUSTIN BIEBER: NEVER SAY NEVER
“They said it would never happen. They said he would never make it.” Who? Who did? Faceless Media Producing Corporation, you’re the only big faceless entity here. Faceless Media Producing Corporation, do you know that when most people say “they,” they’re either talking about the scientific community or you? Did you know that? But please, Faceless Media Producing...
I am going to catalogue every goddamn last quirky thing in the trailer for Tiny Furniture and you are going to absolutely lose your shit. Brace yourself for the thrill ride of a lifetime (Faster, starring Dwayne Johnson and Billy Bob Thornton, in theaters this Thanksgiving season): I SAID BRACE YOURSELF. THIS AIN’T NO CHRISTMAS CRUISE. READY?! LET’S GET QUIRKY: The movie is...